Archive for December 2nd, 2008

02
Dec
08

Yahoo 360 is a pain in the rear

Apart from my GoDaddy website, I thought I’d try my hand at free blogging.  I started with Yahoo 360; it sucks.  I’ll write something and try to post it, only to have the Settings page pop up and all my content lost.  Happens all the time.  It also has funky formatting issues.  So I switched to WordPress and like it so far.  Thanks, WordPress. 

Incidentally, GoDaddy also sucks.  Half the time I cannot edit photos and tried more than once to get help from their Customer Service, to no avail, because they could not duplicate the problem.  Happens on other PC’s so I know it’s not my settings. 

Anyone recommend a good hosting site? 

Mc

02
Dec
08

Recipe for a novel

Penning a novel is like following a Joy of Cookingrecipe.  Follow certain steps in a certain order, tweak as you see fit, and there you go.  Sounds easy?  It’s not… but here’s Matt Cates’s recipe.  Tweak it ’til your heart is happy…

1 Novel

You will need: 

90,000 words:

First, break these down into 3 parts

  1. beginning, 30K words
  2. middle, 45K words
  3. end, 15K words

15 – 20 Characters:

  1. Main or Lead – must be captivating and conflicted
  2. Love interest – complex, problematic
  3. Friend – loyal, quirky
  4. Mentor – smart, simplistic outlook
  5. Nemesis - equal to or smarter than Main
  6. Nemesis partner in crime – sympathetic to Main
  7. Alternate Villain – unsuspected
  8. Alternate Enemy – not necessarily a “villain” or bad person, just doesn’t get along w/ Main
  9. Boss – tough, grouchy
  10. Boss Second-In-Command – a screw-up
  11. Friend #2 – comic relief
  12. Friend #3 – least popular, but w/ redeeming qualities
  13. Friend of Love Interest – unlikeable
  14. Parents – cameos; dysfunctional
  15. Wild Card – morally ambivalent, unusual and unpredictable
  16. Oddballs – strange or foreign assorted characters; add diversity and distraction
  17. Alternate Mentor/Friend – less direct than main Mentor but still influential

At some point, Main should come into some level of CONFLICT with MOST of these characters

Characters should also CONFLICT with each other throughout, though, of course, there should also be instances of getting along, having fun, etc…

In The Crimson Web of War, the characters are as follows:

  1. Main or Lead- PRESTON REDMARK
  2. Love interest – WENDY SCARSDALE
  3. Friend – JEREMY APPLE
  4. Mentor – CAPTAIN ‘COWBOY’ TAYLOR
  5. Nemesis - PETER, the cultist
  6. Nemesis partner in crime – Other members of the Cult of Twelve
  7. Alternate Villain – SHAFIQ, the translator
  8. Alternate Enemy – HAFIZULLAH
  9. Boss – LT COL GARDNER
  10. Boss Second-In-Command – MAJ RIVERS
  11. Friend #2 – FRANK SEGER
  12. Friend #3 – RICK ‘ONE FOOT DICK’ HEMLOCK
  13. Friend of Love Interest – LIZZY
  14. Parents – FATHER (DECEASED); MOM
  15. Wild Card – FAST EDDIE, Preston’s alter ego
  16. Oddballs – OZGUR, the journalist; QAHAR, the merchant
  17. Alternate Mentor/Friend – SHIVA, the bartender

A Solid Backbone:

Write the backbone of your novel by first drafting it as a script.  This will allow you to focus on dialogue and it makes it easier to map out your story arc. 

Good Editing Skills:

Set aside the script, then re-read it after a week or two.  Re-write and prepare to novelize.  As you go, use a copy of Strunk and White’s Elements of Style

Tips:

ALWAYS keep a notebook handy.  Should be tabbed by character or part, or both. 

Whenever you have an idea, WRITE IT IN THE NOTEBOOK immediately, or at least on something, then transfer it to the notebook

Eavesdrop on conversations; pick up dialogue and speech flow

READ a lot!  Not only a lot of books but a lot of different types of books.

READ books about writing.  On Writing by Stephen King, How to Write a Damn Good Novel, by James Frey… Also check out sites like Writer’s Digest

Buy used books or go to the library!

Use editors who will be honest with you, not just friends.  Try a workshop or sites like Trigger Street.

02
Dec
08

breaking the 76,000 word barrier

I just broke the 76,000 barrier last night (I don’t know if there really is such a barrier); the end goal of 90,000+ words is in sight!

02
Dec
08

Fast Eddie says:

Read breathlessly as Matt battles the hordes of Hell to locate a lone agent brass enough to hock his shockingly fine 1st novel, “The Crimson Web of War.” 

The complete groundbreaking first chapter is posted on Matt Cates’s mind-blowing main site, www.catesbury.com 

Pester Matt by scribbling to Matt@Catesbury.com  It’s okay, he eats it up as long as he doesn’t have to buy anything.

Yours ’til the other side, and perhaps a bit past that,

Fast Eddie/ ’09




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